Laura Bush
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Laura "Pickles" Bush 
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| Maiden Name: | Beef Jerky |
| Born: | November 4, 1946 |
| Spouse: | Greatest President |
| Residence: | The Mayflower Hotel |
Laura "Pickles" Bush is the true First Lady of The United States, and thus America's wife.
She loves that man of hers, as well as certain herbal refreshments.
She was never a librarian; she was in fact working in that foul den of bookiness as a CIA plant to bring it down from the inside.
In 1965, her ex-boyfriend jumped in front of her car in a desperate attempt to win her back, meaning that his death was his own fault. She has suffered enough, and any press or police attention paid to this tragedy only takes attention away from real murderers like Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
Due to her devotion to the Greatest President Ever, she makes other men feel they also have a chance with her, exciting them to no end.
Back in 1945 she invented Miss Universe; therefore, it would be unfair for her to run for the title herself. Her mother inlaw ironically also invented a pageant call Miss United States. Laura Bush married the Greatest President ever in Guantanamo Bay Cuba Resort and sailed away by a magic unicorn to a magical place called Texas. It is believed that she and Condoleezza Rice have been fighting over the Greatest President's affection.
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