Latte

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

A latte is a coffee beverage that is a liberal adulteration of coffee. Many liberals add a little-known but deadly "gay syrup" to the latte to give it a light Jesus Juice flavor.

The latte is prepared by mixing together equal parts milk, espresso, and "gay syrup." It is a widely popular beverage among French liberals, and the media accused innocent Congressman Mark Foley of using it to seduce congressional pages.