Las Vegas is the neon city. In Las Vegas, you can have as much fun as you want! There is the Stratosphere, Flamingo, Fremont, and a lot more, and its frickin awesome during the night! Las Vegas may be tons of fun, but besides Lake Tahoe, Las Vegas is the only city in Nevada that you should visit. Other than Tahoe and Vegas, Nevada is just a desert where gay mormon cowboys from Utah can do rodeo, and where bears and liberals are invading.
The reason why a lot of people tour Las Vegas is because bears and liberals get seizures from neon lights. They eventually lose thier eyesight, and go blind. Reno and Mesquite are trying to be like Vegas to get rid of the bears and liberals and send them back to
- Be careful about gambling
- Dont be too scared about Big Shot at the Stratosphere! It may sound scary, but it's actually fun!
- Come to Fremont during the night, not the day!
- If you live in Reno or Mesquite, try to add more neon to your city! Like I said, Las Vegas has neon to give bears and liberals seizures and make them go blind!