Larry the Cable Guy
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Daniel Lawrence Whitney D.D.S. (born Larry the Cable Guy and dumped in a trash can at a NASCAR event moments afterward) is a breed of hyper-intelligent, ultra-conservative heroic American.
His style of anti-semitic, anti-Muslim, anti-thinking humor has brought smiles to children's faces all over the greater 48 states.
He is also known for bravely withstanding the barrage of verbal assaults from that liberal Jew comedian, David Cross.
Although Larry is a private school educated multi-millionaire, he bravely continues to act as though he were raised by poor, trailer trash, inbred, hillbillies to maintain his base.
He may be related to Joe the plumber.
