Kurt Cobain

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"Kurt Cobain"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
Kurt Cobain
is a drunk.
Cobain smoking marijuana
Kurt Cobain, also known as "Kurdt Kobain" because he was too stoned to remember how to spell, was the frontman of 1990's Pixies cover grunge band Nirvana. He was a buddhist, as his band name states, and a marijuana smoking hippie..He also did heroin which makes the Baby Jesus cry

[edit] Quotes

  • "Murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra here we are now murmurmra murmurmra" - Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Most people never knew it but Kurt Cobain is actually Half-Bear and Half-Hippie!
  • "Murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra cracker murmurmra" - Polly
  • "Murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra murmurmra cheeseburger murmurmra murmurmra" - ??
  • "Mmmmurmrmrmr mram mreremm I like rape mmremww mmmremmwerm mmmmmrerm mmmmeremmwm" - Rape Me
  • "Murmurmra mremur ma meemree mramur my mouth muramee mrewam murmurmuraa" - Drain You
  • "Mmmmuraee muramra cancer murmweem murmma" - Heart-Shaped Box
  • "Mmmmuraee murmer mureea murmurma. mrewewmmm murmmuureaa murmurrrm MUR MUR MU!!!!" - MTV Unplugged

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Had a failed career in stand-up comedy before releasing his album Nevermind
  • Nirvana supported performing abortions on unwed teenage mothers (who were at the same time illegally entering the United States from Mexico).
  • Jesus don't want him for a sunbeam.




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