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A duo of acrobatic magicians who work in government during the day and protect American values by night!

They have fancy uniforms and a secret hideout to perform their Patriotic duties.

Some people call them a cross between the Flying Karamazov Brothers and Siegfried & Roy, but way straighter.

See AlsoEdit

• Cookie Krongard
• Buzzy Krongard