Kool-Aid
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Kool-Aid is a chemical compound created as part of a communist plot to brainwash our children to become bear-loving liberals.
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[edit] Chemical Composition
Since chemistry is completly untruthiness and therefore inherently wrong, few scientists are able to accurately define the composition of this "Kool-Aid". The most credible theory, stated by truthy Warrior Pat Robertson, says that Kool-Aid is actually comprised of 2 parts water, 1 part poison, and 7 parts bear hormones (obviously to make our children more attractive to bears, therefore promoting bear/boy love).
[edit] Kool-Aid Man
Kool-Aid is also responsible for that bastard punch bowl that breaks down every hard working American's walls just to give their kids the brainwashing fluid (A.K.A. Kool-Aid) and then he just leaves. He doesnt help rebuild the disaster he just created. Therefore he is a bear and a communist!!!!!
[edit] Effects on the Human Body
The immediate effects of Kool-Aid on the human body are subtle, but they become more severe over time. Once ingested, the Kool-Aid runs through the body into the pituitary gland, which consequently starts to disentigrate, turning your insides irrevocably into a pile of gelatenous goo. The rate of gelatinous goo creation is increased rapidly at a rate equal to the consumption of the dangerous compound known as Kool-Aid. This causes symptoms that can vary anywhere from mild headaches to acute delusion, but the ultimate outcome is the complete loss of gutly instincts and/or your balls. Side effects also include spontaneous combustion and/or dysentary. Also, it may transform you into a bear-loving, democracy-eating Communist.
[edit] factoids
- Kool-Aid is the official drink of bears and other godless killing machines
- Kool-Aid is directly responsible for the creation of crystal meth and Anthrax.
- The three most popular flavours of Kool-Aid are cherry, orange, and terrorist.
- Kool-Aid is responsible for Mark Foley being temporarily influenced by Satan (but he's sorry now).
- The Kool-Aid plant is run by bears and Hitler in Cuba.
- Kool-Aid Man is a liberal Commie creation and metaphorically breaks down the wall of conservatism to give welfare checks to kids.kool aids sucks dick He must be stopped.
- An entire town committed suicide one time, and they gave Kool-Aid with cyanide in it to kill their kids.
- kool-aid is responsible for *NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.
- Kool-aid is responsible for the phrases "Your Mom" and "That's What She Said".
- Kool-aid is the product of man on dog on child.kool aid sucks dick
