Kittens

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Kittens
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Kittens
is an essential component of
The Tek Jansen Universe
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Kittens are just short cats who curry favor by being adorable. They are the favorite animal of the The Baby Jesus (next to Stephen Colbert). Their tears have been know to cure cancer and their cries for help can be heard by Tek Jansen from anywhere in the universe.
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Kittens have saved millions of lives world-wide with their fantastic abilities. Thank you, kittens!!

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