Kirstie Alley

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Kirstie Alley
is Very Manly™.

Listen kids, don't stick your hands too close to Kirstie, or you might lose a finger.

Kirstie Alley was once a prominent leading lady in Hollywood but traded away her good looks and success to be part of Tom Cruise's $cientology militia.

When not trying to chase Xenu from your anus Uranus, Kirstie schills food for a diet company.

"Have you called Jenny?"

[edit] cheese

Kirstie Alley suffers an unfortunate addiction to cheese. Despite repeat attempts at weight loss, her love of cheese has made it impossible to keep the weight off. She has been rumoured to go through a wheel of rich creamy brie cheese every day.

[edit] Factoids

Tom Cruise's portrait portraying his anointment as the so-called Christ of $cientology

• Kirstie painted the portrait of Tom Cruise during his coronation ceremony as the so-called Christ of $cientology.

• Kirstie is often mistaken for Michael Moore.

[edit] See Also

• The S.S. Space Yacht
• Fat
• Drugs