Kim Jong Il

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Hello, Kim Jong Il
Asian and very good at math.

Kim Jong Il
is a glorious article in the Korean Collection!

Mahmoud Ahmedi-Kim Jong Il-nejad is a terrorist.

Kim Jong Il has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

The Glorious Leader of North Korea!!!

Kim Jong Il is the sad, so ronery, Russian-born, severely near sighted, chubby, vertically challenged (even more so than John Stewart, Commie) angry leader of North Korea. Better known as "that old lady who keeps firing rockets into the Pacific Ocean ^{Episode #567}"

He wants to pose a threat to America but he is just too cuddly to be threatening. He likes to dress up all gay and wear the same little gray suit everyday and seems a lot more interested in power than getting Paris Hilton to do a video with him. He also enjoys Bomb-Riding, which is the national sport.

According to reports, he is "ronery, so ronery". This has yet to be confirmed.

American hero Stephen Colbert offered his screenplay: "Call Me Il: The Glorious Story of Dear Leader's Decision To Not Bomb America" to Kim Jong Il on October 9, 2006. He is still awaiting an official response from Pyongyang (where Kim Jong Il lives).

Kim Jong's fashionable taste in shades as featured on The Colbert Report.

Glory to North Korea and Kim Jong Il!

[edit] Kim Jong Il Likes

Kim Jong Iliberace
Will the "Lil' Un" follow in his father's high heel prints?

Kim Jong (aka Nuke Kid on The Block) as featured on The Daily Show with John Stewart.

According to Fox News, quoting liberal media allies of North Korea Salon.com and the Toronto Star, he likes:

Dressing up like Liberace.
~~Mulligans~~ Very low Golf scores.
James Bond movies
Scotch
Daffy Duck
Fast Cars
Fast Women
Nuclear Weapons
Young Congressional Pages
Al Franken
The movie "Volcano" starring Tommy Lee Jones
The new Inxs Band
Herpes
Bears
Michael Moore
Thai Ladyboys

Super Kim

[edit] Gorf Skirrz

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html

[edit] Factoids

The Glorious Leader’s Family. ~~Look how cute his daughter is!~~ The Glorious Leader has three MANLY SONS! Rumors that his son is effeminate are lies!

Kim Jong-Il calls for the redesign of a new Korean flag. The people has agreed to the change.

he is Liza Minelli's stand-in^{Episode #359}
traded spicy pickled cabbage for America's Philharmony Technology^{Episode #359}
He is the soul inventor of the Taepodong-2 missile, which he parades through major cities. This Taepodong, however, is extremely inadequate and never succeeds in penetrating deep enough to deliver its payload. Reportedly, Kim has the best experts working on fixing this deficiency. He wants his Taepodong to make those people scream!
Kim Jong Il is not to be confused with Kim Jong II, who is a completely different person.
His father was less of a dick than he is. The North Koreans miss him.
According to recent intelligence sources, Kim Jong Il, Osama bin Laden, and Al Franken are currently in the process of making a gay pornographic movie featuring the three of them in a threesome while chanting, "Death to America!" in five hundred different languages, which do not include English.
Played the supervillain in the movie Team America World Police by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Wanted to be a film producer, before becoming a dictator.
Cousin of Yoko Ono.
Loves Big Macs, which over there are called "two meat patties with bread."
Kim Jong Il is a genius.
FreeMasons run the country!
Kim Jong Il agreed to hide Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction in North Korea!