Kim Jong-un is the third son of North Korea's Glorious Leader Kim Jong Il.

Contents 1 Help Jong-un Market Himself 1.1 Glorious Nickname 1.2 Glorious Accomplishments 1.3 Glorious Fireworks 1.4 Glorious Fashion Style 1.5 Friends 2 External Glorious Tubes

Help Jong-un Market HimselfEdit

On the June 15, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report," Dr. Colbert gave some sound advice to the newly ascended leader of North Korea that included created a personal mythology that lives up to his father's own invented reputation.

Please help create a biography for Jong-un.

Glorious NicknameEdit

His father was known as "Glorious Leader!" What should Jong-un be called?

• "Super-Kim"
• "The Young-Un" Are we sure he's not from SOUTH Korea???

Glorious AccomplishmentsEdit

Jong-un has some big shoes to fill! His father was known for his golfing prowess! What will Jong-un be known for!?

• A frighteningly large collection of drag-queen memorabilia.
• Fucked the guy who did gagnam style and got him pregnant with a toaster.
• Conquers the Internet.
• Creates his own Disney Show without copyright consent

Glorious FireworksEdit

• Kim Jong-un spent $1 Billion dollars on the most expensive fireworks display to celebrate the glory of his Glorious Granpa! The world now trembles in fear!!

Glorious Fashion StyleEdit

Jong-un will need to stick out in a crowd, help design a look for this madman in the wings!

• Liberace all the way, darling!

FriendsEdit

External Glorious TubesEdit

• Can Kim Jong-un outcrazy our glorious leader?
• Mickey Mouse to Rule North Korea
• Kim Jong Un learning how to use the tubes to troll the world!