Keith Richards
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Keith Richards
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

"Keith Richards"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Keith Richards is the lead guitarist of the Rolling Stones, and stonedness in human form. Seriously, just looking at him gets you higher than a kite.

FractsEdit

• Is to the War on Drugs what Osama bin Laden is to the War on Terror
• Will be the only survivor of a Nucular holocaust, along with cockroaches, and that joke.