Keith Richards
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Keith Richards is the lead guitarist of the Rolling Stones, and stonedness in human form. Seriously, just looking at him gets you higher than a kite.
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- Is to the War on Drugs what Osama bin Laden is to the War on Terror
- Will be the only survivor of a Nucular holocaust, along with cockroaches, and that joke.