Kangaroo

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Kangaroos are brave powerful marsupials in charge of Australia's anti-koala policy

Their pouches contain kookaburra-sized balls.

[edit] Powers

• Can jump a brazillion feet into the air
• Can kick with such power the victim flies into the atmosphere and disintegrates
• they are Immortal
• Kangaroos cannot carry a tune.
• They Can drown dogs

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