Justin Timberlake
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Justin Timberlake is a singer and dancer who has popular with teenage girls and the gays since his inclusion in the Boy Band Backstreet Boys (or was it *NSYNC, or maybe 98 Degrees? I can never tell them apart). He is also a member of the International Order of Mouseketeers, and once served in Disneyland's standing army.
Justin's Kingly qualities have increased considerably since it was announced that one of Stephen Colbert's fantasies is to perform a duet with him.
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- Justin will do a duet with Stephen Colbert called "TruthinessBack".
- He is also known as the Knut of music video stars.
- He's 4'4" 87 lbs.
- Related to myspace
- Honorary member of the We Are Not Michael Jackson But We Wish We Were, troupe. Other members include Usher and Chris Brown.
- Was originally christened 'Timberface'.
- Is known to put his dick in a box.
- In 2007 his album FutureSex/LoveSounds lost the Grammy for Album of the Year to the Dixie Chicks. This proves that he does not have the balls to take on terrorists.
- His smile is scientifically proven to cause diabetes.
- Has been known to pick up girls from the state of Alabama, and make them his love slaves.
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