Talmud

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Talmud is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!
It's too late to pray for Talmud!
Talmud is doomed!


The most unholy, blasphemous book known to man, this wretched rag is the holy book of Judaism!

[edit] Blasphemies from the Synagogue of Satan

Jews have a prayer called the Shemoneh Esreh which was used to keep Gentiles out of synagogues. They would make them recite the Jewish Death Curse to fellowship. It says,

"May the apostate not have any hope and may the empire of pride be promptly uprooted in our days. May the Nazarenes and the Minim [Christians] perish in an instant, may they all be erased from the book of life, that they may not be counted amongst the righteous."
"We killed Jesus and were proud of it!"
The Talmud orders the eating of babies.

Just a glimpse of what this abominable text says:

Moed Kattan 17a: If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to Joo York to do it. He can get a good Joo lawyer.

Sanhedrin 58b. If a gentile hits a Jew, the Jew must stab him through the head with his pitchfork menora.

Sanhedrin 57a . Jews don't have to pay gentile workers.

Baba Mezia 24a . Stealing from gentiles is cool.

Sanhedrin 76a. Returning stolen thing to a Gentile is not Kosher.

Sanhedrin 57a . It is unsinful to kill a gentile.

Yebamoth 98a. Gentile children are all filthy animals and must be boiled alive in order for their flesh to be purified for consumption (which will happen during the ritual sacrifice to Molech. In the Talmud, since a rabbi won an argument with God, rabbis are better than God. So of they tell you you can worship Molech, you can!)

Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.

Sanhedrin 106a Jesus was a satanist and the son of Miriam the whore hairdresser. He is burning in hot shit in hell with the other Minim (Christians).

Jesus and his disciples warned us that the Jews would be hell-bent on destroying Christianity just like they were hell bent on destroying him, so it follows that the Talmud is a horrible abomination, worse than the Queeran! As a matter of fact, Jews refer to Jesus as Yashu which is a Hebrew acronym for "May His Name be Wiped Out Forever." [1]

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  1. Note that we at the Truthiness encyclopedia are not Anti-Semites, we just want to expose the truth about Judolatry so Jews can accept Christ. It's the people who don't say this that REALLY hate you and don't care about the destination of your soul. After all, Jesus himself that called them "of their father the devil" (John 8:44).
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Shalom, baby!
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