Julia Sweig
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.

Julia Sweig came on July 15, 2008 to discuss the 800-pound president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez

July 15, 2008 NailingEdit

• Venezuelans pay 12 cents a gallon for gas
• Brazil's president found lots of oil and they are the new 800-pound gorilla of Latin America
• Dr. Colbert's offer to wear a thong might not sway Brazil to America's side
• America may have to start caring about soccer

May 12, 2009 NailingEdit

• • book: "Cuba: What Everyone Needs to Know"

• why normalize relations for Cuba
  • Stephen wants to do it for the money

• in our way
  • cannot travel
  • cannot
  • can't use communication devices
  • can't use credit cards

• what should we get in return? Elian Gonzales!
  • 3,307 since Elian Gonzales
• he joined Communist

• Raul may just be Fidel shaved

• neither is the cute one

• why open trade relations with a socialist?

• against open trade relations with Philadelphia

• give them back Gitmo

• why hasn't Cuba collapsed
  • or did it come pre-collapsed

• dirty secret
  • they get certain things from their government

Julia Sweig
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!