Joseph Stalin
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Joseph Stalin was an evil totalitarian dictator. Stalinism is just as bad as Fascism.
Joseph Stalin is also credited as the creator of dancing and the modern hippity-hop craze.
According to Stephen Colbert "Joseph Stalin has good ideas, but I have better ones."
Stalin was Hitler's best frenemy. Stalin once had a crush on Hitler, but his heart was broken when Hitler chose Mussolini over him. Stalin decided he would join neither Hitler nor the U.S. (a huge mistake on his part, but frankly we didn't want him; he was too clingy). Hitler later attacked Stalin because he was a psycho who hated everyone (except Mussolini).
Stalin is just a four letter difference from Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Also, his middle name is Djhouhgaszhvilli. Enough said
