John Wayne
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John Wayne was seven feet tall and born in 1850. He was a freedom fighter and the Indians he killed were freedom haters that tried to steal his land.
John Wayne died three times, the first in the Man who shot Liberty Vallence but the test audience couldn't believe it so all scenes of his body were left out of the final edit. He died a second time in the cowboys but again the test audience couldn't accept such nonsense so they had his body disapear. He died a third time at the end of the shootest at which point he was frozen with the agreement that he won't be unthawed till WWIII.
[edit] The Curse
No man named after him has ever had a good life.
