John Roberts
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John Roberts is Chief Justice of the United States.
His nickname is "Lord Widebottom".
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[edit] His Past
As a lad Lord Widebottom had little intrest in things like "Hoop-and-Stick", even though the game remains a 9 on the fun scale to this day, and other merriment. Often his mother would find him sitting in his favorite chair, beating a coaster with a stick, yelling "Order! Order!" til his voice went hoarse. But as the years went by, his bottom steadily flattened due to constant pressure til it was nothing but a pancake of its former glory.
[edit] His Present
Johny boy has many options right now. I would look for him in the upcoming "Middle Aged Men Gone Wild" video due to flop into theatres around May of next year. Also, I hear word that he is applying to be the third Hardy Boy. Lastly, if the Supreme Court doesn't work out, he has a fututre in the wonderous world of obscure dead languages, many of which he is fluent on. Ever heard of Mammalabian? I didn't think so. But he has.
[edit] His Future
Due to Rapture time restrictions he will only have about two more years to do whatever he's going to do. Also, there's already word for "Judges Gone Loopy" to begin production.
