John Paul Stevens

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John Paul Stevens has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

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John Paul Stevens is a Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Did you know...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has to wake him up when he falls asleep

He is known as "Dust Becomes Thee," or just "Dusty" for short. This nickname stems from his clerks' tradition of unwrapping him from his mummy suit and dusting him off before every oral argument. Once he retires or is "otherwise taken care of," the Decider will be able to appoint another true American Hero to the bench as is God's will.

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