John Diefenbaker

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John Diefenbaker
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

"WHERE ARE THE NACHOS? MY CAT REFUSES TO BATHE!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and more truthy--use your gut.

The Man Who Made Canada Great Like America

John Diefenbaker was the greatest governor of Canada (lucky #13) has ever had. "Dief the Chief" as he was known protected Canada from evil commies and grizzly bears. He hated JFK but loved Eisenhower.

[edit] Biography

Dief was born in Northern Ontario where he learned to fight off commies, bears, and Jesus haters on his family farm. Diefenbaker fought in World War I in the Canadian Army and helped America save democracy. Unfortunately, people in Dief's hometown were evil socialists and would not elect him for more than 10 years. Diefenbaker got his revenge when the Liberal Party- under the loony William Lyon Mackenzie King- released a hoard of communist grizzly bears upon them in 1945 (Jesus decided not to save them). Dief then became leader of the Jesus loving Conservative Party.

[edit] Things He Did for Canada/America

Slaughtered grizzly bears. Put commies in jail. Refused to talk to that satan worshiper JFK. Dissassembled the Avro Arrow to protect American sovereignty from the chance of Soviets getting their hands on advanced fighter planes that could also have been used to nuke commies.