John David R. Atchison

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I am John David R. Atchison and my lawyer swears I'm not a
He's been gentle and loving plenty times before so he's good at it

John David "JD" Roy Atchison is a gentle and loving man who worked as an assistant U.S. attorney from the northern district of Florida.[1]

Unlike Larry Craig, Mr. Atchison uses airports for transportion.

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[edit] JD And The Internets

JD loves the internets so much he has a The MySpace page, an internets tube (j.d.roy.atchison@usdoj.gov), and loves to chat using his internets name, "fldaddy04"!

His profile describes him as:

"Experienced, understanding Daddy" “Handsome, educated, professional, experienced Daddy. I love younger girls. Like everything about you...how you think, talk, act. I'm very understanding and supportive..,never ever judgmental.[2]

[edit] Interests

JD likes:

  • surfing
  • diving
  • boating
  • ...everything to do with the water...
  • music
  • and cute girls

[edit] JD's Demise

For some unknown reason, Atchison was found dead in his cell. Some people say he committed suicide, but why would a man who has so much going for him do that?

[edit] External tubeage

  1. http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14132485/detail.html
  2. http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070918/NEWS06/70918069
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