John Corzine

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'Allo Guv'nor!
John Corzine
is the governor of New Jersey

John Corzine
was a United States Senator
for the state of New Jersey, but has since "retired".

John Corzine has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

He saw dummy tests on TV and wanted to try it himself.

John "Buckle Head" Corzine is the current Governor of New Jersey. He is also filthy rich businessman. Corzine is a typical democrat; he raises taxes, is a big spender, and invites illegal immigrants over his mansion for dinner.

At least Jersey doesn't have another Governor hiding in the closet.

[edit] Factoids

• His name is Jon John Corzine and he approves this message.
• Rides 91mph on the motorcade.
• Does not wear a seatbelt.
• He told everyone on TV he should be dead.
• Does not support our troops.
• Corzine chose to get paid $1 a year as Governor. What a show-off.