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Joe Barton
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 6th" district of the state of Texas
I am Joe Barton and my lawyer swears I'm not a
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Joe Barton's Display of Bravery was transmitted on The Series of Tubes!

Joe Barton - is a representative from the 6th congressional district of Texas.

During an intense grilling, Joe the Texan defeated a Obama-factonista with one simple question, which he made sure was posted on The YouTube so that everyone could see how patriotic and clever he is.

Apology to BPEdit

Barton was ashamed at the Obama administrations shake-down of BP for $20 billion! He alone stood up for the helpless oil company against the powerful forces of the unemployed fisherman lobby.

In the past Barton has also apologized for:

  • Nicole Brown getting her blood all over OJ's knife.

Joe Barton TodayEdit

For his bravery, Joe Barton will receive The Medal of Freedom. Keep the good Fight, Mr. Barton!!

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TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Joe Barton gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Joe Barton by unloading your gut onto this page.


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