Job

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Job
helps Americans better understand
The Free Market
America thanks you, Job

If you work hard, you'll get ahead as a Job

A job is something people have when their parents didn't love them enough to leave them money when they died. Only the Private Sector can create jobs; the government can only create work[1].

Some jobs are for lazy people. Most Americans love freedom and work hard (at their private sector jobs). Paying taxes is a way to tell people that no matter how hard they work at their job, there will be people who want welfare.

[edit] Famous People with Useful Jobs

The following is a compiled list of famous people with useful jobs.

1. Stephen Colbert- Information Distributor
2. George W. Bush- Leader of the Free World
3. Heather Locklear- police woman
4. Ron Silver- gadfly
5. Kelsey Grammer- Psychiatrist
6. Fred Thompson- Judge
7. Tom Selleck - Detective
8. Arnold Schwarzenegger- professional politician
9. George Costanza- Architect
10. David Horowitz- Professor
11. Fred Grandy- Gopher
12. Phyllis Schlafly- Homemaker
13. Lynn Swann- token
14. Ricky Schroeder- Rancher
15. Bo Derek- model
16. Dennis Miller- comedian

[edit] See Also

• Halliburton
• Hard Workers
• Unions
• Paying Taxes

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