Jimmy Swaggart

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Jimmy Swaggart agrees with Rush,
No Quantity of Dead or Injured Soldiers is sufficient; No exit strategy is necessary.
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

I am Jimmy Swaggart and and my lawyer swears I'm not a

Despite what you may have heard
Jimmy Swaggart
Is totally not gay!

I have sinned *sniff* against you, send me money...*sniff*

Jimmy Swaggart is one of God's chosen representatives on Earth. (Note: "God's chosen representative" are not to be confused with "God's Chosen People", as no one is entirely sure whether or not Swaggart qualifies as human.)

Jimmy Swaggart is so holy that he should allowed to take however long he damn well pleases to pay his taxes.

His website, www.jsm.org, the official Jimmy Swaggart Ministries, is not to be confused with jism like some Internets rumormongers say.

Thank you for your understanding.

God Bless America.