Jimmy Page

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Jimmy Page
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.
Jimmy Page
belongs to a coven that makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


"Jimmy Page"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.


Jimmy Page is a guitarist from Led Zeppelin. He lives in a mansion which used to belong to Aleister Crowley, a fellow Satanist, and wears pajamas with Satanic symbols while playing on stage.

[edit] Guitarist Profile

Page first started playing violin with other British guitarists in the band The Yardbirds. Later he went on to form Led Zeppelin, and along with other members of the band, derived a plan to build a "Starway to Heaven". Consequently, Page's guitar skills improved dramatically. He is known as an intense workaholic in the world of music, recording non-stop while sitting on an all heroin-cocaine diet.

[edit] Personal Life

Jimmy Page has had sex with every groupie on the planet — and yet is still not close to tying with Wilt Chamberlain.



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