Jimi Hendrix

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Born James Marshall Hendrix,or as we know him "James Smoked the Bong Pipe Too Many Times Hendrix" Jimi Hendrix was a hippie some have claimed he was a stormtrooper but this can't be since black people can't jump.

He used marijuana frequently and was once considered a great guitarist before Bear Hunter Ted Nugent arrived on the scene. He was born British, but he does do a mean rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.

It is widely rumored among homesexuals that Hendrix was a homosexual, due to a song he wrote called "Purple Haze", that contains the lyrics:

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

~ Jimi Hendrix

This has not been proven, however.

Nor, has it been disproved.

He was a leading researcher in the use of crack for musical purposes.