Jim Lehrer

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Veteran newsman and journalist, Jim Lehrer, was known for smutting up the airwaves with his in-your-face gay relationship with his on-air partner, Robert MacNeil.

Together, the abomination hosted the gay agenda infotainment program, "The MacNeil-Lehrer Report". The title for their show came from their "commitment" name and inexplicably they pronounced the "T" at the end of "Report".

Contents 1 Lehrer's Background 2 Famous Segments on "The MacNeil-Lehrer Report" 3 His Personal Assaults on America 4 See Also 5 November 27, 2006 Nailing 6 April 15, 2009 Nailing 7 External Sources

[edit] Lehrer's Background

He claims to be a Marine veteran, but he's shorter than Stephen Colbert, can't do back flips, and does not refer to George W. Bush as the greatest president. He may also be Asian - he is very inscrutable.

[edit] Famous Segments on "The MacNeil-Lehrer Report"

[edit] His Personal Assaults on America

• refuses to keep his guests informed through sheer volume

[edit] See Also

• 60 Minutes - another "news" program that fails to shout at its watchers or guests.

[edit] November 27, 2006 Nailing

• Lehrer was nailed on Monday, November 27, 2006.
• Lehrer actually lied openly that information does not have a liberal bias.
• Claims to taste like neutrality, but did not offer a serving of himself.

[edit] April 15, 2009 Nailing

• book: "Bodies: Big Ideas/Small Books"

• did not write a spy novel, whoever gave you that information must be a spy

• Dr. Colbert is impressed
  • his 19th novel

• does News Hour 5 nights a week for 35 years
• he types as he reports the news

• easier to make up novels, or make up news

• he says it's easier to report the news
  • Dr. C

• Lehrer has never tried to make up the news
  • Sweden invaded England
  • the tea parties are from the grassroots up

• PBS is not covering the tea parties

• spontaneously frogs appear on lily pads

• why is he drawn to fiction
  • O Henry said, "I wanted to go to where he could tell the truth."
    • this blew Stephen's mind

• his first sex scene
  • why wait so long, when people think Jim Lehrer, they think sex
    • big believer in research

• Johnny had several wet dreams
  • Johnny feel wonderously spectacular

• why does he need an hour to cover the news
  • Dr. Colbert can do it in a half hour
    • Stephen talks faster than he does; Lehrer talks slowly, unemotional and proudly boring

• takes real courage to be boring 5 nights a week on television

• he's so boring he couldn't remember if he interviewed Lehrer or two buttons glued to a piece of balsa wood
  • he was enraged

[edit] External Sources

• Jim Lehrer liberally biased biography on Wikipedia
• PBS NewsHour