Jewgic

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Jewgic
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

Jewgic (noun) a contraction of "Jew" and "magic". It is the superpower of all Jews. It allows them to guilt people into doing things, rule the world and eat bagels faster than anyone else on America's Planet. Jewgic gives Jews all of their abilities:

• bagel senses
• large noses
• the ability to do their taxes and others' too (for a price)
• banking skills
• the ability to rip people off

Studying Jewgic has become something of a fad amongst celebrities ever since Madonna started doing it. However, Jewgic is just another weak imitation of Jesus's much cooler and more powerful magic.

All sound effects in Star Wars can be replaced with the word 'Jew'. If you don't believe me, try it.

[edit] Bad Uses of Jewgic

• Convincing everyone that Bob Dylan is Jewish.
• Decreasing our Greatest President Ever's approval rating down to 102% from 2,483,206%
• Propagating Barbra Streisand's alleged talent.

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