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Jew Gold
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

General Definition Edit

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Manufacture OfEdit

Most Jews manufacture their gold in factories in the upper west side of New York City, also known as Jew York city. Many factories have been thought to be in Florida (God's Waiting Room), but none have been found. It makes them have no lives as well. Some Jew Gold has been known to have been made by leprechauns. Who carry there own (lepergold) pouch around there waist.

Jew gold varies by city, but it may look something like this:[1]

Magic Edit

Jew gold contains a sort of magic element. Only Eric Cartman, and the Jews know the real power of Jew gold.

Also it is a common tradition to give one's child a pound of gold jew for every christian child they eat. Moreover, Jews tend to steal other people's gold and celebrate it with dark magic i.e drinking innocent christian blood or else they just hide their money in rainbow. At night time they throw their gold at James Heald and buy his girlfriend Annabel a nice ring. To activate the magic, you must suck my balls.