Jesse Ventura

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Jesse Ventura is so manly, his level of testosterone has forced all of the hair to fall out of his head.

Do yourself a favor and don't ask what he did in Nam.

He can't talk about it though we know he was a Navy SEAL.

After his astounding career as a professional athlete he was elected governor of Minnesota.

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as a former wrestler, Stephen might just pick up his chair and hit him over the head with it.

• book Don't Start The Revolution Without Me!

• needs a haircut

• mentioned the 2nd Ammendment
• is so cool he has to mention that he surfs in Mexico, dude
  • also mentioned being a Navy SEAL
    • threatened Stephen about sleep

• believes Che Guevera is still alive

• Why Should People take Advice From Him?

• named only 3 lies told by America's government
  • three strikes and you're out

• has a problem with the 2 party system
  • one more than what Stephen considers necessary

• chickenhawk does not mean he is into young gay men

• Cheney got deferments so he could get brighter and betterer

• while Bush was sent to Alabama, he made a secret missions to Vietnam

• says we need Stephen to start the revolution, but he has a bum knee