Jeff Skilling

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Jeff Skilling
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
"EL CAPITANO SHALL HAVE THE PNEUMATIC VENGEANCE!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and don't make stuff up, use your gut.
Even Santa says that Jeff isn't a major asshole. Are you calling Santa a liar?

Jeff Skilling is an American entrepreneur who created billions of dollars worth of wind and gas which generously gave it all to America out of a sense of pure altruism and a desire to be the Fleer Bubble Gum cartoon character of the 21st century.

Despite his generosity, Fleer chewers still much prefer Pud.

Today, he waxes dogs at a federal security facility near Rabbit Hash Kentucky and enjoys playing Where's the Soothing Ointment? with his roommates.

For his birthday Jeff would like a lapdance and 100 million dollars.



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