Jay Leno

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"CATERPILLARS BOINK FLYING UNDER THE WATER CARRY THE WATER!"
I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and more truthy--use your gut.

The Foo Fighters were a no show, so as a last minute book Jay asked Stalin's band to play (There a mix between Coldplay and babies crying

Jay Leno is a member of the Pachydermata order of mammals known for stinking up the 11:30 EST timeslot of American television.

He is 6' (1.83 m) in height, Italian-American, and gay-American. Frequent butter (or butter substitute depending on Tonight Show sponsor status) bathedowns with male celebrities are a regular part of Leno's pre-show laugh-up.

He has compartments in the cavernous lower half of his head which hold various types of convenience items and knick-knacks.

Leno has let it be known that he thinks of himself as a social liberal, a fiscal conservative, and a power bottom. Leno is one of the few recipients of Californias rare laughing black slave ownership clause, alowing the use of a handsome pleasant negro for the purpouses of creating the guise of humor in an applicable situation.

[edit] Pimp my ride

Despite jay's pinky liberal side, he has lust for a line up of rides that makes billionares to bite there lip. Jay could of been the new Henry Ford if the hollywood elites didn't hold him down