Jason Jones
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Jason Jones is a professional beer salesman, who has worked for Budweiser and currently shills for Molson. In addition to being skilled at the art of homosexual dance seduction, he played a recurring character on Queer as Folk.
Despite the recorded evidence of his homosexuality, he has managed to breed with common whore-wife Samantha Bee. They have produced an accursed spawn christened "Piper Bee-Jones," who is frequently abused in Daily Show reports for the sake of yellow journalism. This child must be rescued from Bee and Jones, or it will surely die a soulless death.
At the moment he is currently seeking various methods of treatment for his gay-ness, at one point participating in Conservative Speed-dating with the help of scoring coach Joe Scarborough. If anyone can cure Jason, it's THAT guy.
For of his reports, he founds clips of Jon Stewart and Lewis Black insulting our President, followed by an edited clip making it look like Stephen Colbert thinks that George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein are similar. Everyone has Photoshop, guys!
Jason Jones is now also married to John Oliver. You really don't want to know what the children will look like.
At the 2008 Emmys, Jason Jones' extreme gayness attempted to overpower The Unquestionable Straightness of Stephen Colbert, as evidenced by several photos. Colbert placated the pathetic Jones by playing along, but later, we must assume, nothing super gay actually took place, as Stephen's heterosexuality is unshakable, like the Rock of Gibraltar or AIG.
[edit] Factoids
- Had a huge hit in the early '90's with the song "Right Here, Right Now"
- He is actually a secret spy!
The only injiury or incident that occured on his recent trip to Tehran was when he bet an NBC journolist fifty bucks that he did not have the balls to stab him the journolist the stabed Jones and then shouted thats for what you did tho Brian Williams and ran off leaving him for dead. Jones surrvived and you don't want to know what he did to Williams.
