Hello, Japanese
Asian and very good at math.

The Japanese are people from the mystical island country of Japan. They enjoy squinting, tourism, sushi, and getting their asses kicked during World War II. Right now the Japanese are allied with the United States of America to avoid getting nuked again.

Robots are built in Japan, which is also the ancestral homeland of Godzilla. Godzilla and the robots do not get along very well, but Godzilla is always triumphant. South Korea's Mechagodzilla, champion of robots, may be the only machine capable of challenging the Japanese Godzilla.

Japanese people speak a language known as "Hello Kitty." How this cute language somehow spawned a culture of ninjas and samurai is anyone's guess.

Cultural Differences Between Americans & JapeneseEdit

1. The Japanese are a humble people who will apologize for the slightest perceived insult.
   1. Americans would properly perceive them as having no balls.

See AlsoEdit

• Chiune Sugihara

External TubesEdit

• Japan continues to build smaller houses for their people
• Japanese boy rocking with The Devil
• Japanese Tourists infected with strange hysteria
• Japan, land of heroes
• Japan creates cute 1st virtual terminator
• Nation fears Virtual Pop Idol will take over their tubes
• America safe from virtual threat