Janet Reno

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Despite what you may have heard
Janet Reno
Is totally not lesbionic!

While in a human suit.

While not in a human suit.

~~The only real man to have ever head the Department of Justice. Sorry Alberto!~~

Since the previous edit it has been proven that Janet Reno is in fact not a man but a bear.

She...he...it's orgins are not known prior to it's trying out for the UC Berkeley's Golden Bears after having eaten their nose guard. After playing on their team for a number of years she uh it got bored and joined the Chicago Bears after eating their entire defense. Reno was next seen entering the white house were professional cannibal Bill Clinton gave...it a job because for some reason while he likes eating people he didn't like the idea of being eaten.

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