Jane Schakowsky
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.

Jane Schakowsky
has been interviewed for The Colbert Report's

Jane Schakowsky
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 9th" district of the state of Illinois

Jane Schakowsky has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Jane Schakowsky is the House representative to Congress from Illinois' 9th District, the Fightin' 9th!

She claims her name is actually Jan, but Stephen will stick with Jane. It seems more fitting, as her district is right next to that of Rahm Emanuel, who is a "Dick."

Stephen welcomed her on June 4, 2007 as an in-studio guest at The C Desk where they talked about her Food Stamp diet. He then sat down with her 5 minutes later 5 minutes earlier for the 48th installment of the 435 434 part series, Better Know A District.

BKAD NOTESEdit

was high, like all democrats

C Desk looked like a giant bag of Doritos to her

Stephen was able to make her feel boxed in and drawn out.

NOTES2Edit

thinks people getting foodstamps

tucker carlson proved the poor are fat

marshmallow fluff and pork rinds with slim jims

believes welfare is addicting