Jacques Chirac

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Jacques Chirac
est trop Français
veuillez l'éditer pour le rendre plus vrai dans les tripes
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Jacques Chirac
is all Girlieman.
Don't be too mean,
Jacques Chirac
is a registered Pussy.

(American spelling: Jack Nambla)

Along with Stephen Colbert, Jacques Chirac is one of the only frenchmen worthy of fear and/or respect. When giving blood, he doesn't use a needle. He just asks for a gun and a bucket.

In 2003, however, he sacrificed his manliness on the altar pacifism when he refused to support The Greatest President's holy mission in Iraq. Real Americans everywhere promptly dished out fitting punishment: they bought gallons of very expensive French wine and poured it down the drain with drinking so much as a sip. Take that, mon frere!

In 2005, Chirac was replaced by Nicolas Sarkozy, a real leader so wise and idependent-minded that he does whatever President Bush tells him.


Note: May not actually be French. OMG



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