John Murtha
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John Murtha is the House Representative to Congress for Pennsylvania's 12th District, The Fightin' 12th.
A gun-grabbing, abortion-loving, outspoken critic of the Iraq War, his support for Al Qaeda stems from his dealings with fake sheiks in the ABSCAM investigations, for which he was arrested and did hard time. Stephen Colbert has called him an enemy of the state.
These days his cash comes from lobbyists, to the tune of $6,850,000.
[edit] Factoids
- Claims to have served in Vietnam. Probably on the same swift boat as John Kerry and fighting for the VC, while the real heroes were risking life and limb in the Texas Air National Guard.
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