J. Edgar Hoover
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John Edgar Hoover was the chief of the FBI, and a total hetero.
[edit] Personal Life
Despite the fact that he lived with his mother until she died, never married, and was seen coming and going to work in the same limousine, vacationing, and having lunch and dinner together almost every weekday with Clyde Tolson, an associate director of the FBI who was also his heir, J. Edgar Hoover was totally straight and anybody who says otherwise is an atheist, communist, and/or a sodomite.
In fact, some say Hoover secretly married a woman named "Bonnie", for whom he was always purchasing pantsuits from the local boutique.
[edit] Career With FBI
Hoover was the greatest FBI Director this nation has ever had. In fact, he was so great that the FBI headquaters in Washington is even named after him. A fitting tribute to a man of great service to his country and on the side of all Real Americans.
Mr. Hoover had many battles with the congressional sub committee in charge of his budget, which he called "bastard people."
