J.K. Rowling
has bad teeth and a funny accent because she is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.

J.K. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series, and has recently received a Tip of the Hat from Stephen Colbert himself. She happens to be the second best selling author in the known universe, with the first author being God.

Ms. Rowling's books differ from God's better known works in that hers apparently condone the existence of magic and gay wizards.

See Also Edit

• Hogwarts
• Wizard
• Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board

External TubesEdit

• The Greatest President Ever protected America from witches and wizards!