Ivy League

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[edit] Ivy-League

The Ivy-league is a group of private American institutions of higher education. The schools are usually considered to be "top tier" in academics. They are completely covered in ivy - as is Ted Kennedy's murderous Oldsmobile in a bog on Chappaquiddick Island.

[edit] Schools in The Ivy-League

• Brown
• Columbia
• Cornell
• Dartmouth
• Harvard
• Princeton
• University of Pennsylvania
• Suffolk Community College
• Yale

[edit] The Problem

These institutions have one very clear problem. They promote facts, and books. Clearly something needs to be done. How can an institution of secondary education be considered among the best if its focus isn't on feeling from the gut? Anyone can read facts in a book. Only the privileged few can FEEL the Truth in their GUT.