Italy
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse. Must be European.

MAMA MIA! Italy

Is'a Italian'a, and'a it'a can'a bake'a you'a into'a pizza pie'a! So'a try'a to'a find'a more'a American'a stuff'a.

Italy
is a friend of the Asian Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
&
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, Italy

A nation which won the 2006 World Cup beating out France. Italy scored a GOAAAAALLLL for the United States in one game by accident.

This country is a member of the European Union

Factoids about Italy Edit

Italy is a nation that shares a number of similarities with Florida. If Florida is America's penis, Italy is Europe's foot. Also not unlike Florida, Italy has an annoying number of immigrants trying to get into the country via raft accross the Mediteranean Sea. These immigrants come from Africa, which may or may not exist; so most people don't actually worry about these immigrants because they don't care. Italy has some nice people who would take pitty on poor Americans if there were any. [1]

See AlsoEdit

• Silvio Berlusconi

External TubesEdit

• Italy's prime minister of hawtness!
• Italian Women are Hawt!
• Italy invaded by tan people
• The Greatest Italian Prime Minister hounded by libural media and activist judges
• Italy's libural media strikes again! British libural media to join them
• The Greatest Prime Minister of Italy is hounded by libural activist judges and corrupt libural media! "You cannot do this to me!!! I spent millions of euros on judges lawyers already! Leave me alone!"
• Feminazis invades Italy Femifascists on the rise!
• Godfather wont negotiate
• The Glorious Prime Minister of Italy is bigger than Jesus Rod Stewart, Brian Jones, and Keith Richards!
• Shoe Throwing attempt stopped
• The Glorious Prime Minister of Italy to spend more time with doctors
• The Glorious Prime Minister of Italy's life is threatened!
• McDonald's buys Italy
• Italy surrenders to ghostly invasion
• Glorious Leader of Italy giving nuggets of wisdom
• un-italian traitors defect to Germany