Italy

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A nation which won the 2006 World Cup beating out France. Italy scored a GOAAAAALLLL for the United States in one game by accident.

This country is a member of the European Union

[edit] Factoids about Italy

Italy is a nation that shares a number of similarities with Florida. If Florida is America's penis, Italy is Europe's foot. Also not unlike Florida, Italy has an annoying number of immigrants trying to get into the country via raft accross the Mediteranean Sea. These immigrants come from Africa, which may or may not exist; so most people don't actually worry about these immigrants because they don't care. Many Italian woman, to this day, are hesitant to lose their virginity before marriage. Therefore, oral and anal sex is much more prevelant.

Italy has some nice people who would take pitty on poor Americans if there were any. [1]

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• Italy's prime minister of hawtness!
• Italian Women are Hawt!
• Italy invaded by tan people
• The Greatest Italian Prime Minister hounded by libural media and activist judges
• Italy's libural media strikes again! British libural media to join them
• The Greatest Prime Minister of Italy is hounded by libural activist judges and corrupt libural media! "You cannot do this to me!!! I spent millions of euros on judges lawyers already! Leave me alone!"
• Feminazis invades Italy Femifascists on the rise!