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An Italian-American is someone who was born in the United States whose family background is Italian.

Italian-Americans made up a large sum of the Army during World War II. They were really pissed at Benito Mussolini and were able to help Italian people hang him.

What Italian-Americans Are Know forEdit

• The Sopranos
• Goodfellas
• The Godfather
• Organized crime
• construction
• being in the army in World War II
• Soccer
• Pizza
• Pasta
• Whine
• music
• dance
• hairdressers
• hairy backs
• A dislike for any remarks about Olive skin being less than white.

Notable Italian-AmericansEdit

• Alicia Keys
• Alicia Sacramone
• Al Pacino
• Nancy Pelosi
• Rudy Giuliani
• Rudy 9iu11iani
• Robert De Niro
• Gwen Stefani
• Madonna Ciccone
• Bruce Springsteen
• Bernard Kerik
• Tony Bennett
• Frank Sinatra
• Frank Vincent
• Rocky
• Lady GaGa