It-getter
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
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[edit] How To Get It
An it-getter for example knows truthiness runs our government. An It-getter doesn't bother researching and checking for facts. An It-getter is entitled to their own facts in which their opinion is their facts. An It-getter can tell you something with a straight face they don't know to be true or even believe themselves. An It-getter is certain, decisive and very convincing and always knows when they are in the presence of other It-getters. An It-getter doesn't blindly accept the official government story on things or blindly yield total authority to their government -- they ask the tough questions, given the over-200-year track record of truthiness. 21st century Truthiness is state-of-the-art, thanks to recent technology such as The Internets. Think Tanks are studying how well 21st century It-getters are actually getting It. An It-getter doesn't see anyone's color, an It-getter is colorbind who sees no one's race. An It-getter knows that we are all in a "race" to the finish line.
[edit] Point Missers
The opposite of an It-getter is a Point-misser. A Point-misser often finds himself confused by satire (such as a cynic). Often times Point-missers are also fact-huggers, but the two are not mutually inclusive.
Fans of Stephen Colbert are it-getters and heroes.
[edit] Not It-Getters
- liberals
- scientists
- book readers
- Democrats
- factinistas
