Isle of Lesbos
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The secret location the Lesbians don't want us Manlys to know about.
Besides being Uberhot, Amazons will kick your ass.
The Isle of Lesbos is a mythical island (Or so Lesbians would have us think). Purportedly located somewhere in the Aegean Sea.
In Truthy it is oh so very real and the most closely guarded secret of the lesbian community. Lesbos lies in a secluded chain of islands east of Sparta. And is inhabited by an ancient and fierce all female Lesbian warrior race, The Amazons.
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[edit] The Amazons
Unlike gay men, when Amazons cross swords, the use real swords.
Amazonians thrive on girl stink. When unable to sample anothers aroma, they will imbibe on their own.
Amazons are Spartan woman who were banished to Lesbos for having severe, and often homocidal PMS and too many headaches come "Booty Time."
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Suffering from a Formula 401 defincecy leaves Amazons grumpy and irritable.
Amazons desperate to continue their race, kidnap Stephen Colbert and forcibly drain him of his precious man-essence, Formula 401.
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Amazon indoctrination starts early. From the age of five Amazon girls are ritually beaten with rubber penises to breed a hatred of all things Manly. Amazon man-children are thrown from cliffs into the sea.
It comes as no small surprise that many prominent Amazonians have infiltrated our society.
The Amazonian Navy patrols the narrow channels and inlets of the Aegean in search of lost Seaman to enslave and drain of their Man-Essence
Amazonian love doll
