Islam

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Islam
is something Middle-eastern,
which may or may not be very explosive.
Islam is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!
Cults
People Who Are in Cults


Dirty Mudslime Elementary School

The folowing is a reading from I Am America (And So Can You!) Pg. 60 lines 1-3, this section was written by the prophet Stephen Colbert

Islam*

Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Piece Be Upon Him.

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  • Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace be upon him.

Contents

Origin Of Islam

Why Is The Religion Called Islam, But The Believers Are Called Mooslims?

What Mooslims Believe

Creation

Flood Myth

Deities

Afterlife

Sects Within Islam

See main articles: Shia, Sunni, Wahabi

Secret Muslimism

See main article: The Society of Secret Muslims

Islamic Ritual

Islam Holy Days

Modern Islam

Facts About Muslims

Islam Conquers Europe!
  • Many think Islam was founded by Mohammed but it was actually founded by the Bearisees as a means of world domination.
  • Muslims are BAD, stay away from them.....
  • Most Muslims are known to terrorize people because they have a tendency to blow up planes....
  • Muslims are not very good at basketball.
  • Muslims can breath underwater.
  • Muslims eat food with two wooden twigs called "Chopsticks."
  • Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
  • Muslims cannot bend spoons with their minds.
  • Muslims cannot fly planes
  • Muslims can never agree on anything.
    • "I am Muslim and agree with that"
      • No, you don't
    • Yes, I do
  • Muslims are easily distracted, and if being chased by one, producing a humorous cartoon of their "prophet" will instantly cause them to stop in their tracks and burn down the nearest Danish embassy.
  • Muslims hate us first and foremost for our freedoms.
  • Muslims are jealous of America, except for the people of Iraq, who are grateful to us for liberating their country from tyranny. See Saddam
  • Muslims oppose the restoration of Israel and are therefore standing in the way of Stephen Colbert's countdown to apocalypse.
  • Muslims wear head scarfs to protect the fact that they are bald!

Famous Muslims

See Also

External Tubes

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