Islam
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The folowing is a reading from I Am America (And So Can You!) Pg. 60 lines 1-3, this section was written by the prophet Stephen Colbert
Islam*
Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Piece Be Upon Him.
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- Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace be upon him.
Contents |
Origin Of Islam
Why Is The Religion Called Islam, But The Believers Are Called Mooslims?
What Mooslims Believe
Creation
Flood Myth
Deities
Afterlife
Sects Within Islam
See main articles: Shia, Sunni, Wahabi
Secret Muslimism
See main article: The Society of Secret Muslims
Islamic Ritual
Islam Holy Days
Modern Islam
Facts About Muslims
| Islam Conquers Europe! |
- Many think Islam was founded by Mohammed but it was actually founded by the Bearisees as a means of world domination.
- Muslims are BAD, stay away from them.....
- Most Muslims are known to terrorize people because they have a tendency to blow up planes....
- Muslims are not very good at basketball.
- Muslims can breath underwater.
- Muslims eat food with two wooden twigs called "Chopsticks."
- Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
- Muslims cannot bend spoons with their minds.
- Muslims cannot fly planes
- Muslims can never agree on anything.
- "I am Muslim and agree with that"
- No, you don't
- Yes, I do
- "I am Muslim and agree with that"
- Muslims are easily distracted, and if being chased by one, producing a humorous cartoon of their "prophet" will instantly cause them to stop in their tracks and burn down the nearest Danish embassy.
- Muslims hate us first and foremost for our freedoms.
- Muslims are jealous of America, except for the people of Iraq, who are grateful to us for liberating their country from tyranny. See Saddam
- Muslims oppose the restoration of Israel and are therefore standing in the way of Stephen Colbert's countdown to apocalypse.
- Muslims wear head scarfs to protect the fact that they are bald!
Famous Muslims
- Cindy Sheehan
- Mahmoud Ahmennididididiejad
- Osama bin Laden
- Keith Ellison
- Barack Obama
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Malcolm X
- Howard Dean
- Kim Jong Il
- Bears
- Muhammad
- Barack Hussein Obama
See Also
External Tubes
- mooslims embraces Christian Creationism maybe we are not so different after all



