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"Interns"
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Interns are great citizens that help sustain our patriotic culture by testing potentially poisoned water or supplying bait in Stephen Colbert's annual bear hunting safari. This year's guest speaker? Vice President Cheney.

Intern TriviaEdit

• Don't ask Joe Scarborough about Lori Klausutis
• Also, don't ask Mark Foley about any of his on MySpace.com.
• Some hippie wrote a book about them.[1]

See AlsoEdit

• Congressional Pages
• Free Labor
• Why is Chandra Levy still missing?

If you work hard, you'll get ahead as an Interns