Interns

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Monica Crowley in disguise working for the CIA and Winner of the Intern of the Century Award. Some say the greatest in the history of interns, perhaps even greater than Meg.

Interns are great citizens that help sustain our patriotic culture by testing potentially poisoned water or supplying bait in Stephen Colbert's annual bear hunting safari. This year's guest speaker? Vice President Cheney.

[edit] Intern Trivia

• Don't ask Joe Scarborough about Lori Klausutis
• Also, don't ask Mark Foley about any of his friends on MySpace.com.

[edit] See Also

• Congressional Pages

If you work hard, you'll get ahead as an Interns