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Indiana Jones (a.k.a. Indy; Kentucky; Alabama; and stuck-up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder) is an American hero. He is the son of James Bond. And Jeopardy's greatest contestant Sean Connery.

Bad Ass Accomplishments! Edit

Had sex more than any other man! (Except Colbert)

Made Damn Sure Nazi went back to Germany to cry in there sour krauts

Proved that the sword is actually extremely gay when it comes to bullets

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And made America fully aware of Chinese labor forces with young children

Fun Facts Edit

Anytime you are at Skywalker Ranch, if you wake up with morningwood it's referred to as an Indiana Joner.

Chuck Norris is still not quit sure what to think of Indy other than if they join forces America would have the same impact as a nuclear weapon!

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